Rude and Ginger

agletthatiscracked:

ALL OF THE FRIENDSHIPS.  ALL OF THEM.

In my headcanon Santana keeps buying Tina sextoys for her birthday/Christmas and Tina’s like it’s cool and we had such fun with it but omg warn me next time so i can open it in private and then break it to mike gently because i thought he was going to have some sort of seizure when the paper came off

And Santana comes to Tina for relationship advice in a i totally don’t need your help i’m a complete bamf i’m only doing this to help you feel validated with this bizarro old married couple thing you have going on but srsly i said this to brit and now she’s not talking to me and i don’t know where i fucked up halp? sort of way.